IDF stripper assassins

I missed this last week, but it's another worthy story from the Palestinian propaganda files:

The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness -- poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts -- in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman -- an IDF soldier -- shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.

Alright, I don't want to be crass, and granted there are some very attractive IDF soldiers, but I don't know many men who would be drawn to a woman with a big lump her in undies.